Turn up the heat in the kitchen and you’re bound to enjoy a sizzle time in the bedroom. Heck, you don’t even need to leave the kitchen! Show off your knife skills, talk about your culinary tastes, and fire up her meal — Playing in the kitchen can be really fun, even if you’re not an expert chef. Making messes and mixing sensations like taste and touch are great methods of foreplay too!
COOK TIME: Hours upon hours
SERVES: 2 or more
INGREDIENTS:
- A lover
- A thirst for Lust
- A favorite recipe that has the potential to light her fire
- A bottle of champagne or wine to share
DIRECTIONS:
Prep
- Grocery shop. Make your bed. Maybe light a candle. Play some chill jams on the stereo. Basically, look like you made some effort before her arrival. You don’t have to get too fancy here, unless it’s for a special occasion you’ve previously planned, just show her that you’ve thought about her all day.
Prepare
- Pour a couple glasses of wine for the two of you and show off your skills. New recipes on special nights tend to create a lot more stress than necessary, so try to avoid those. Otherwise, let her into the kitchen to keep you occupied while you do your thing. This way you can chat about the wine, talk about your day, or play with your food to get the evening going.
Make Your Dinner and Eat It Too
- Depending on what you’re preparing, you may have some time to fulfill her desires while you wait for the roast to cook. Throw her on the counter and dive right into her pie, if you get my drift. If your recipe doesn’t call for some major “set it and forget it” time, enjoy your meal and offer her some alternative dessert after another glass of wine.
Just remember, have fun with it. Who knows, this could lead to a whole series of fantastic, “apron-only” events… cooking in lingerie, naked food fights, and other domestic fantasies.
Oh and as always, sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener =)
Written by Foodie McBooty and Guest.
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Wait, is that nurse sterilizing surgical instruments? I like a little pain with my pleasures, but c'mon! ;P
On a side note, I couldn't find a decent pinup photo of a lady in the kitchen, and thought this was twistedly funny.
But I changed it just for you PC… so you wont have nightmares anymore.